Someone in New York sent me this picture from years ago, back when I was living the dream in New York in the 90's. I'm the one trying to glom onto the club kid scene, the one with the orange wig and glasses behind Michael Alig, The infamous Party Monster.

Michael used to run The Limelight Nightclub on West 20th St. in Manhattan and was convicted of chopping up his drug dealer and putting his pieces in the Harlem River. I used to work for him part time, promoting different theme nights. I, to this date, have never killed anyone. Nice work Michael.

This is Michaels' address now, NOT in New York City:

Michael Alig, Din: 97A6595 Elmira Correctional Facility P.O. Box 500 Elmira New York 14902-0500

Everyone should write him. Why? Just to be silly.